Stanley Cooper - Stand-Up Comedians

Stand-up comedians so funny <br />Joke around to earn their money <br />They’re never funny sitting down <br /> <br />But when standing vertically upright <br />Their comedic humor is out of sight <br />Funny-ing as they act like stand-up clowns <br /> <br />They just can’t be funny or sassy <br />Sitting on their sorry assy’s <br />Perpendicular they invite loud guffaws <br /> <br />And with their joke-around renditions <br />In their stand-around positions <br />They welcome all appreciative applause <br /> <br />When they’re on stage it is behooved <br />To have all the sit-down chairs removed <br />So they can fill the halls with tons of laughter <br /> <br />So these stand-up fools so funny <br />Can earn rafts of funny money <br />The house is filled with laughs up to the rafter<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stand-up-comedians/